HO125E | text | day 031

[trialbyliar]

jeez i'm so BOREDDDD (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
all anyone cares about is organizing supplies or cleaning up dead crabs or whatever, it's super lame!!!
you'd think on an island where people just respawn there'd be tons of people fighting to the death all the time but instead we're just camping and shit
well except for that cabin murderer guy i guess
everyone else needs to get with the program!!!
lol jk
i really am bored tho so let's play a game!! (･ω<)☆
how about two truths and a lie? ooh or never have i ever??
or both idk just do whichever you want

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[ichoosefight]

aren't both those games impossible to play with a compulsive liar?

[trialbyliar]

only if the liar is the one starting!!
and i didn't bother since i knew you guys would be jerks about it
(and you immediately proved me right lol)
so come on gimme some truths and a lie
or a never have i ever idc

[ichoosefight]

oversensitive much?

never have I ever gotten drunk.

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[lonelynotforsaken]

[You know what? They could all use a silly game. Why not?]

1. My middle name is Kaleb.
2. I’ve never been outside the British Isles before coming here.
3. I got more exercise working in an archive than at a restaurant as a waiter.

[trialbyliar]

[Martin's immediately his new favorite for just playing along without issue.]

hmmmmmmmm
i'm guessing the first one's the lie!!

[lonelynotforsaken]

Got it in one!
It’s actually Kneil.

[It is absolutely not.]

voice-to-text; SH442K

[sharktrash]

If youre bored you could do something useful
Or yknow this

How the fuck are you gonna play never have i ever if we have no booze and no way to check if whoever was supposed to take the shot did it

How about a round of would you rather instead

Would you rather be normal or nail your dick to the floor

??

[trialbyliar]

ooh that's a good idea too!!
thank you for your contribution mr. ravioli

[sharktrash]

IT'S SQUALO you hyperactive pistachio

[ yeah he can format text now, you're welcome ]

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[meadqueen]

What does that mean?

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[solitarysoul]

what are those games?

[trialbyliar]

jeeez you don't know?
what kind of a childhood did you have??
for two truths and a lie, you say three things about yourself but one of them is a lie and people have to guess which is the lie
and for never have i ever, you say something you've never done and if someone else *has* then they take a drink or something
idk the consequences part is harder over these radio things but that's not the point anyway
it's about ~bonding~ and getting to know each other and all that crap!!

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[aluminumandash]

glad to hear youre bored. encouraging.

[ And then, privately: ] hes gone. dont know if you saw.

private

[trialbyliar]

of course i saw
i see everythinggggg Ψ(｀▽´)Ψ
what, did you think i was gonna be all broken up about it??
gross

private

[aluminumandash]

having trouble believing it myself. but its going on 48 hrs. [ Or something like that. His sense of time's unreliable at best, and the past few days haven't exactly found him at his best. ]

theres somebody says he disappeared right in front of them.

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[timaeus]

[Fine, he'll play.]

1. I've tried alien drugs before.
2. I race horses professionally.
3. I have two kids.

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[obeir]

Hoping #3 is the lie because aren't you a kid yourself?

[timaeus]

Depending on one's definition of "kid".
But nope, wrong.
If it's any comfort, I'm abusing a technicality here.
Really beating the shit out of it, someone's gonna call the cops on me for domestic violence at this rate.
Anyway it's a long, convoluted story, but the short version is that there's cloning and time travel involved.
My technical genetic children are the same age as me.

[lonelynotforsaken]

Aren't you from an apocalypse world?
I don't think #2 could be true.

[He's also with K not wanting it to be true for #3, but... teenagers can make stupid choices.]

[timaeus]

Nailed it.
Tragically, horses went extinct centuries ago along with pretty much all other terrestrial life on Earth.

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[clowngirl]

OMG yesss this place needs a pick-me-up!

Here's mine!!

I've been to Belize.
I've been to Azerbaijan.
I've been to the isle of the Amazons.

[obeir]

[ Isle of the what? That seems like the most outlandish claim, but this is Harley, so... it's probably also the most true. ]

I'll guess the second one is a lie.

Curious about the story behind the third one, though.

[clowngirl]

Nah but I bet Belize is lovely.

So long story long, getting a legit job after filling your resume with criminal clown for a few years is hard but I found this totally legit online ad looking for a counselor at a women's shelter in Metropolis run by Amazons so I sign up and it's all helping women and self-defense classes in togas and all that good stuff and I made a new friend and then we had to prove ourselves in arena combat and fight sea monsters in order to level up and visit the motherland of Themascara

Thermidora

Terryshwarma

[She means Themyscira, but who named that place?]

of Paradise Island.

[Formerly Known As, but easier to spell.]

But then when we got there it turned out to be a big ol scam because it was basically just cheerleading camp from hell and the Amazons weren't even the real Amazons they were just a bunch of fakes trying to take over and none of the real Amazons were even home except the Queen who was definitely the real queen because I asked her twice when my new bff Holly and I wandered off into a cave and found her cuz I got bored of getting yelled at by the not even Greek drill sergeant ladies. So then we helped her expose the truth and it was this whole thing and I didn't even get to see Wonder Woman there but I did meet Wonder Girl later on when we got thrown around the multiverse after but that's a longer and weirder story and doesn't really have to do with the time I accidentally joined a fake Amazonian cult.

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[doomcame]

[She has no problems with playing these little time-wasting games, she's been through almost all of them before in order to try and stay sane. But the text and emojis has her curious:] How old are you?

[trialbyliar]

hmm?
i'm 12!

[He is not 12.]