HA131A | Voice | Day 23
[Really? A walkie-talkie? Luckily for all involved, Harley knows exactly how these work thanks to years of overhearing police radios and watching a little movie called Smokey and the Bandit.]
Breaker! Breaker! Eggs and baker!
This is Burt Reynold's Moustache comin' in with a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot and requestin' a 10-20 on myself. We got some sorta 10-15, 5150 situation goin' on with a negatory on 420-69. Is this a good kidnappin' or a bad kidnappin'? I repeat, good kidnap-slash-bad kidnap-question mark.
Smooches. Seacrest out! Over!
Breaker! Breaker! Eggs and baker!
This is Burt Reynold's Moustache comin' in with a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot and requestin' a 10-20 on myself. We got some sorta 10-15, 5150 situation goin' on with a negatory on 420-69. Is this a good kidnappin' or a bad kidnappin'? I repeat, good kidnap-slash-bad kidnap-question mark.
Smooches. Seacrest out! Over!

Private
Oh. And because Officer Principles was tweaking out about Shaw. She'd been up there for a while, on a recon mission. I'm sure Cabin Homie was stalking her.
And why do you think? Because I was outvoted, missy! I mean, if it were up to me, I'd offer to shoot you but you think that would've flown with our companions? Nah!
Besides, it's like I said. Some people can handle dying and coming back, some can't. Me... I was one of the most emotionally stable guys you'd ever met before I came here. No kidding!
But dying and coming back, even for me... it's like, I'll be okay someday. It gets a little easier everyday, and I feel like I could go through it again and it'll be easier every time. I'd say "I'm not scared of dying anymore" but, eh, for me it's never been a concern! Still, nice to know I've got the option, you know? I can see it coming in handy!
Can't be sure somebody won't be broken by it, though. If it could be hard on me, it could be hard on ANYbody.
....or maybe I just didn't want to waste a bullet on you! ;) I've only got 6. Who knows!
You think he's gonna stay in that life? Not a lot of people change for good like that. Unless that was who he really was all along.
Re: Private
Well. You're a better person than me, I guess. I run into the guy who fucked me up like this? Only one of us is walking away from it. My knife can't run out of bullets.
[She has a shiv hidden on her person now too, but she's not putting that out there if their enemies can read this]
I swear, if we had known we were going on a trip like this, we could have packed better.
I don't know, but I think he’d better. I gave up a good thing to let those 2 have a crack at it. The normal life shit.
Also for the record, if it's really that easy? Kill me next time.
Private
What "good thing" did you give up? I can't tell if you even like this guy. Sounds to me like he gets on your nerves.
Kill you, eh? You're sure? I can do that.
Re: Private
Yeah, he could be annoying but this guy was a FREAK you could get him to do anything.
And I don't know. Sometimes he saw something when he looked at me and I wanted to see it too.
Look, I talked to TO when I first got hurt. She died after that and got better and I'm still hurt. I'm grateful to Taissa but if you're telling the truth if she’d left me for dead I’d be walking by now.
Private
But you'd be away from your lady. Eh? Who knows where in the island you'd wake up.
This way you get her to take care of you. Not a bad deal!
Re: Private
Private
Re: Private
It is, as long as I know she’ll be safe. I couldn't leave her alone with Squalo after he scared her.
Private
He scared Tai? Hard to picture her being scared of much. Seems like she's got nerves of steel.
Re: Private
You practically had to go to war to take a shit!
Private
[ Not that he's especially worried that Squalo will try to hurt Taissa. It sounds like he was trying to prevent people from getting hurt... in the most inefficiently Squalo way possible, of course.
And if this sounds unnecessarily altruistic for the island's other maniac who barely sleeps (non-axe-wielding variety, this time; or maybe not, considering he currently has Rust's axe in his possession)... well, as much as Lalo likes Chloe and enjoys talking to her simply for the pleasure of having somebody normal he can confide in, he also sees an opportunity when one drops into his lap. ]
There's something I'd like from you, though! If you're so inclined. I wouldn't try to force you, mostly because I don't think I could. [ For once: the truth, unadulterated. ] But I don't think you'll find it an imposition. ;)
Private
Let me know if you hear anybody shittalking the detective for me? So I can take care of THEM too. ♥
Private 2/2
Look! It's Sam!
Re: Private 2/2
Nice art btw. He is SO cute which is good because he can be pretty annoying. Him being a guy who talks isn't as off-putting as you'd think.
Private
Sayyyy, you don't think somebody can read our private communications, do you? I might die, in that case.
Tell him that Ben says hello! Someday, I'll be happy to bring him some more fish jerky. And NO shirt.
Re: Private
Hi Detective, if you're reading this! Kidding. Go give a lecture about birds or something.
I will. Can't believe you're against me on this though T_T