HA131A | Voice | Day 23

[clowngirl]

[Really? A walkie-talkie? Luckily for all involved, Harley knows exactly how these work thanks to years of overhearing police radios and watching a little movie called Smokey and the Bandit.]

Breaker! Breaker! Eggs and baker!

This is Burt Reynold's Moustache comin' in with a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot and requestin' a 10-20 on myself. We got some sorta 10-15, 5150 situation goin' on with a negatory on 420-69. Is this a good kidnappin' or a bad kidnappin'? I repeat, good kidnap-slash-bad kidnap-question mark.

Smooches. Seacrest out! Over!

Comments

Re: Private

[desperate_times_right]

That’s only fun when it's not bad. This shit was so gross.

Private

[salamanca]

Like I said. Next time I'll shoot you in the head, if that's what you want.

Re: Private

[desperate_times_right]

[This is soooo lame and embarrassing and she's only saying it because he’s said worse stuff to her already]

It is, as long as I know she’ll be safe. I couldn't leave her alone with Squalo after he scared her.

Private

[salamanca]

[ Aw. Ain't that cute! Not that he didn't already suspect as much anyway... ]

He scared Tai? Hard to picture her being scared of much. Seems like she's got nerves of steel.

Re: Private

[desperate_times_right]

Being out here in the jungle isn't the same as being in a jail with one way out that's guarded at all times by an axe-wielding maniac who barely sleeps.

You practically had to go to war to take a shit!

Private

[salamanca]

Chloe, I give you my word: No harm will come to Taissa, in the event you're indisposed. Anyone who wants to hurt her will have to go through me. Including Squalo. If I'm not able to protect her, I will hunt down anyone who hurts her and make them pay for it. You don't know want to know how I can do that.

[ Not that he's especially worried that Squalo will try to hurt Taissa. It sounds like he was trying to prevent people from getting hurt... in the most inefficiently Squalo way possible, of course.

And if this sounds unnecessarily altruistic for the island's other maniac who barely sleeps (non-axe-wielding variety, this time; or maybe not, considering he currently has Rust's axe in his possession)... well, as much as Lalo likes Chloe and enjoys talking to her simply for the pleasure of having somebody normal he can confide in, he also sees an opportunity when one drops into his lap. ]

There's something I'd like from you, though! If you're so inclined. I wouldn't try to force you, mostly because I don't think I could. [ For once: the truth, unadulterated. ] But I don't think you'll find it an imposition. ;)

Private

[salamanca]

[ We love being dramatic in this house!!!! We are a drama queen! ]

Let me know if you hear anybody shittalking the detective for me? So I can take care of THEM too. ♥

Private 2/2

[salamanca]

₍^⸝⸝> ·̫ <⸝⸝ ^₎

Look! It's Sam!

Re: Private 2/2

[desperate_times_right]

Sorry man, if I can't shit talk that guy I’ll die. But I'll let you know if I hear anything serious. ;)

Nice art btw. He is SO cute which is good because he can be pretty annoying. Him being a guy who talks isn't as off-putting as you'd think.

Private

[salamanca]

Jajajaja. It's tough, you know! Being in love with the guy everybody hates. But I'm a giver! He's lucky to have me.

Sayyyy, you don't think somebody can read our private communications, do you? I might die, in that case.

Tell him that Ben says hello! Someday, I'll be happy to bring him some more fish jerky. And NO shirt.

Re: Private

[desperate_times_right]

Christ, you NEED to fuck this guy and get it over with.

Hi Detective, if you're reading this! Kidding. Go give a lecture about birds or something.

I will. Can't believe you're against me on this though T_T