text | day 008 | HE412T
[This text post comes after a few hours of radio silence following Dirk's first messages.]
Surprise, I survived.
"I told you so" etc etc.
Turns out the locals are pretty chill, all things considered.
I've learned their language and they have accepted me as one of their own.
By which I mean I'm cooling my heels in one of their longhouses for the rest of the night after they explained their whole Lost-adjacent dogma to me.
And I learned some shit you folks will probably be interested to hear about, judging by the fat wad of nothing y'all were able to tell me.
Key takeaways:
One, this particular group of natives speaks Morse code.
Tongue clicks for dots and hums for dashes.
Might wanna brush up on it if you don't feel like getting speared should you have a run-in with them.
And two, the people responsible for whatever this is are somewhere to the southeast, presumably on another island.
Surprise, I survived.
"I told you so" etc etc.
Turns out the locals are pretty chill, all things considered.
I've learned their language and they have accepted me as one of their own.
By which I mean I'm cooling my heels in one of their longhouses for the rest of the night after they explained their whole Lost-adjacent dogma to me.
And I learned some shit you folks will probably be interested to hear about, judging by the fat wad of nothing y'all were able to tell me.
Key takeaways:
One, this particular group of natives speaks Morse code.
Tongue clicks for dots and hums for dashes.
Might wanna brush up on it if you don't feel like getting speared should you have a run-in with them.
And two, the people responsible for whatever this is are somewhere to the southeast, presumably on another island.

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Guessing you werent given a choice in staying the night. Have they looked at your walkie?
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They clearly didn't like it, but they recognized it.
We're not the first people that've gotten dumped here like this.
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Whatd they say happened to the others?
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All they said about the last batch was that the Glencolans at least explained things to them.
Fuck us in particular, I guess.
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Maybe they're hoping for mutual cooperation.
Maybe they plan to sacrifice me to their whale god.
Maybe they're just decent folk.
We'll see what happens.
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They said we'll talk more in the morning, so I got the sense they just want to take the night to discuss things among themselves.
Understandable enough when dealing with some unknown asshole in princely tights that just wandered into their village.
They even cooked me dinner so I'm hardly gonna complain.
[Do you know how many meals other people have cooked for him in his entire life??? The number can probably be counted on one hand.]
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[ Was it meat. ]
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It was roasted vegetables, no one's slipping me human flesh on the sly.
[He's never even eaten a fresh vegetable before, let him have this!!!]
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What questions did they answer, exactly?
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Anyway, I asked them the important shit first.
Who's responsible for this, where they are, what's up with the radios, etc.
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The answers being glencolans, the SE, and?
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And apparently we're not the first batch that have been dropped off here, but there was more communication with the last one.
They seemed surprised that everyone seems to know approximately jack shit about what's going on here.
The reason for the lack of explanation this time around is anyone's guess.
Some kind of error, a deliberate change of procedure, sheer fucking laziness, etc.
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How are they with each other? Noisy, obedient, aggressive? Any disagreements?
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But I've been here for a few fucking hours and it sounds like this is more than y'all have figured out in god knows how long you've been here, so maybe a little appreciation is in order.
You can be the one deciphering a foreign language on the fly next time if you're dissatisfied.
[Forgive him if he's snappish, he's still kinda on edge after the whole "waking up in the wrong new universe sans all his friends and having to deal with strangers after sixteen years of isolation and also he kind of died like a couple of hours ago??"]
They've got a whole proper society out here, council of leaders and all that.
Some minor annoyance and disagreements with each other over what to do with an interdimensional interloper, but no significant conflict.
Everyone's been pretty chill considering the circumstances.
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How big's this council? How old?
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Three people, middle aged.
DI481O | text /threadjacks AGAIN
Hmmm... ]
Maybe whoever knows how we got here didn't think we could handle the explanation. Sounds possible to me, especially if these "natives" hate the Glencolans as much as you say they do.
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They're dropping a bunch of random assholes on hellmurder island and leaving them to get murdered by crossbow-wielding misanthropes or die of cholera like this is the goddamn Oregon Trail.
I don't think they're too concerned about what we can handle.
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And the comment isn't just for you. It's for the consideration of anyone reading, ding-dong. Everyone can see this!
Lalo was going to share his reasoning for why he thinks that, but you're humorless and rude, even when Lalo is genuinely trying to contribute. So forgive him if he doesn't feel like telling you anymore. ]
Yeah, you're probably right about that. Silly me. What was I thinking?
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Skip the passive-aggression, bro.
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