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trialbyliar) wrote in
reefnet2023-05-16 12:26 am
text | morning | 001
[ HO125E | TEXT | 001 ]
hey hey heyyy
everyone shut up for a minute, i wanna figure out something *actually* useful!!
can everyone else see those mountains waaaaaaay off in the distance? or i guess maybe they're closer for you guys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
whatever
if you can see them then try facing them and tell me where the sun is in relation to you
it seems like morning right now so we can probably assume that direction is east!
unless we're on some kind of alien planet lol
and i guess this can double as a roll call
jeeeez i have to do everything around here!!
hey hey heyyy
everyone shut up for a minute, i wanna figure out something *actually* useful!!
can everyone else see those mountains waaaaaaay off in the distance? or i guess maybe they're closer for you guys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
whatever
if you can see them then try facing them and tell me where the sun is in relation to you
it seems like morning right now so we can probably assume that direction is east!
unless we're on some kind of alien planet lol
and i guess this can double as a roll call
jeeeez i have to do everything around here!!

voice-to-text; SH442K
[ And it's the Bolognese guy. ]
Which direction you're at?
So I can make sure not to go there
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probably better if you stay faaaar away
it'd just be torture otherwise (。T ω T。)
anyway it looks like me and the mustache guy are on a beach to the east somewhere
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[ don't worry, he got the relevant information too, just... give him a moment... ]
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i mean having food would have at least made you useful
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[ Yep. He's not sharing his own location. But it does seem that they're on the opposite ends of the island, since Squalo can only see water to the west, so... As long as he doesn't head directly east, it should be fine. ]
[ Probably. ]
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[The guy sounded adult in his shouting earlier, anyway. It's an educated guess.]
anyway you suck at following instructions
cmonnnnn just tell us where you're at!!
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[ he's like... 22... well he's technically an adult ]
Why, so you can annoy me to my face?
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i didn't think i'd have to explain that part!!
what, are you the edgy lone wolf type?
are you just gonna abandon whoever's near you and let them die all alone in the jungle???
wow, you're *heartless*!
TO994M; text
[Not actually something she'd do, but she's totally fine with SH442K thinking it's something she'd do.]
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we don't need jerks like this on our island paradise ヽ( `д´*)ノ
LO431Y; voice
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[A beat.]
Look, don't worry about it; I'm not serious. Rah rah, we're all in this together, annoying assholes included.
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[That's not mean!!]
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Blackwood, actually. Martin Blackwood. And thank you. I don't think there's anything wrong with being compared to someone like that.
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[is she bringing this torment on herself]
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Well, no, but you pointed it out. I'm also aware of the Frost poem, though, and the wisdom that good fences make good neighbors.
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[Isn't he sooo sympathetic? Except he continues after a beat.]
buuut i'm lying! i don't plan on dying at all!
especially not with any of you losers (^_<)〜☆
so it's no skin off my back if you wanna go it alone!
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[ That's it. His only response. Bye. ]
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