HA131A | Voice | Day 23

[clowngirl]

[Really? A walkie-talkie? Luckily for all involved, Harley knows exactly how these work thanks to years of overhearing police radios and watching a little movie called Smokey and the Bandit.]

Breaker! Breaker! Eggs and baker!

This is Burt Reynold's Moustache comin' in with a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot and requestin' a 10-20 on myself. We got some sorta 10-15, 5150 situation goin' on with a negatory on 420-69. Is this a good kidnappin' or a bad kidnappin'? I repeat, good kidnap-slash-bad kidnap-question mark.

Smooches. Seacrest out! Over!

Comments

[clowngirl]

You want entertainment, you gotta work on your improv! I'm outta that game now but if you can't take out a guy with a pencil then you just don't know how to have a good time. I mean, okay, I did have this one plan that I could never quite work the kinks out of that involved a giant vintage bottle of seltzer water that I always wanted to try one day just to prove a point...

[sharktrash]

[ Take out a guy with a pencil, huh? She's speaking his language. He's going to be good and not draw extra attention to it, though. ]

Okay, how giant are we talkin'? Just trying to picture if it's got something to do with drowning or blunt trauma...

[clowngirl]

Oh, drownin', of course. So pretty giant. But the goal would be to have it be fully functional too so then there's the added bonus of a spray attack that has the force of a fire hose. That way you thwart an inevitable rescue attempt.

[sharktrash]

That'd probably be enough to drown somebody by itself, I reckon. [ It ought to be hard to breathe with water spraying into your face at that power level. ] Hell, that is creative! I'll never doubt you again.

[ Fun parts aside... ]

You gonna be okay out there?

[clowngirl]

[The validation gives her an extra perk of confidence.]

What? Like I'm gonna let myself die in the jungle? There's not even anything funny about that! No worries here, buddy.

[sharktrash]

[ Excellent! Maybe she'll manage to get those peanuts this time. ]

Good. Lemme know if you decide you need help, yeah?

[clowngirl]

Rodger Dodger!