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Dirk Strider ([personal profile] timaeus) wrote in [community profile] reefnet2023-06-06 10:17 pm

text | day 008 | HE412T

While I did anticipate finding myself in a brave new world upon stepping through that door, this isn't exactly what I was expecting.
Nor is this the company I was expecting to have.
I've been hearing a whole lot of strangers' voices coming out of this ancient piece of shit, and a notable lack of any familiar ones.
I also find myself somehow bereft of a number of items and abilities I should have had, many of which would have been pretty handy in what seems like a deserted island situation.
The rational question to ask here would be "what the fuck".
But just from eavesdropping on a few of y'all's conversations, it doesn't seem like anyone actually has the answer to that question.
So I'll skip the useless panic and confusion and whatnot and instead just ask:
Who was poking me and ran off before I fully woke up?
Fess up.
ichoosefight: (look how much we have in common!)

[personal profile] ichoosefight 2023-06-07 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
it's always the emus, man. cant trust em
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[personal profile] salamanca 2023-06-07 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey I will have you know my wife is an emu :'(
Edited (I thought of a funnier response.) 2023-06-07 16:57 (UTC)
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[personal profile] ichoosefight 2023-06-07 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
then you need to look at your life choices.