voice; 001; morning; cw: language

[sharktrash]

[ SH442K | VOICE | 001 ]

Heeey! Anybody on this thing?! Hello?

[ There's a faint, static-y background noise; whoever is talking must be walking by the seashore, although his painfully loud voice drowns it out no problem. ]

Whose moronic idea of a joke is this, huh? You think you can just fuckin' kidnap me and-- what's the plan here, exactly? You gonna bore me to death with the shittiest cruise on il Mediterraneo?! At least have a goddamn drink stand, for fuck's sake -- who's in charge here? I wanna speak to your idiot manager, asshole, rapidamente, yeah I'm talking to you, the hell are you still playing this game for?! Just you fuckin' wait, I'm gonna find you and-- Oi, is this thing on? Hey! Hey--

[ The yelling will probably continue until someone deigns to respond. ]

Comments

JK002N; voice

[metalicarus]

Well, sure hope there wasn’t any need for stealth or secrecy here. Trust me kid, most kidnappers don’t respond with requests to see the manager.

[sharktrash]

Fuck that. Maybe I want 'em to find me, thought about that?!

[ He... doesn't technically have his weapon. But nevermind that!! He can take them! ]

Most kidnappers don't drop you off on a tropical fuckin' island with a radio. Its probably some kinda sick game, y'know, like reality TV but you can actually die?

[metalicarus]

No, because I was hoping you had sense. Prove me wrong, then and keep yelling and looking for trouble you might not be prepared for.

[sharktrash]

Oh, and "sense" is thinkin' about shit the way you do, huh? Why don't you prove me wrong, then I'll be nice and quiet while you run around playing secret agent.

[ spoilers: he won't ]

[metalicarus]

Playing secret agent doesn't need to be proven. Good luck. Hope someone answers you.

[He...half means it, at least?]

[sharktrash]

Uh-huh. Keep telling yourself that, scumbag.

[ Well that's a... lovely first interaction... ]