[ yeah ok >:( he's not the one doodling a state senator's name in his trapper keeper, lady >:( ]

FAR. I hear groaning, I look up, I hear this trumpeting [ he mimics an trumpeting elephant noise here; you can easily imagine him making a trunk with his free hand too ] and I see this, this elephant - plummeting, plummeting, then...

SMOOOOOOOOOOSH! It hits the ground hard enough to leave a crater, man! It was crazy!