Of course there's not, but if you haven't lived through it, I guess it's a lot to hear.

[ He's gotten used to it, but he is a little surprised she doesn't just call him a liar or a crazy person. He is neither one, though, so...good! ]

The sky was normal. The petrification came with a green light that spread across the planet. You could see it on the horizon but it moves too fast to escape or really do anything about by the time you see it. And anyway, it's not like anyone knew what it was. The only warning we had at all was a slew of starlings turning up petrified, and most people on Twitter thought that was a bullshit conspiracy theory.

It wasn't.