[ He has no idea what happened in Martin's 2019, only that petrification didn't. But even though he's being a brat for a second just to emphasise his prior point, he'll still answer the question for real. ]
Most people here don't believe me, but since you asked: every human on earth was petrified by an unknown phenomenon, including me. Took me over 3,700 years to revive. We're almost at a point where we can save everyone, or we were before I got interrupted by this unasked for wild ass vacation.
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[ He has no idea what happened in Martin's 2019, only that petrification didn't. But even though he's being a brat for a second just to emphasise his prior point, he'll still answer the question for real. ]
Most people here don't believe me, but since you asked: every human on earth was petrified by an unknown phenomenon, including me. Took me over 3,700 years to revive. We're almost at a point where we can save everyone, or we were before I got interrupted by this unasked for wild ass vacation.