EI033N | text | Night 042

[glencolans]

[ EI033N | TEXT | NIGHT 042 ]

TRAITORS
INTERLOPERS
SLAUGHTERERS OF EKIS KIN
WE TAKE BACK WHAT WAS STOLEN
BLOOD PAID IN BLOOD
AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES

[ Please refer to the related event post for more details. ]

Comments

RE419S | text

[aluminumandash]

Who's this for? [ That's right, he can use apostrophes when properly motivated. ]

Got plenty of people here who just want out.

voice-to-text; SH442K

[sharktrash]

[ OwO who's this??? ]

You wanna fucking fight?

Come and duel me yourself then. Stop throwing your "kin" into the meatgrinder to do your dirty work for you.

LV464J | text

[solitarysoul]

[Given the trouble with boars lately, its easy to assume this is some sort of alpha mega boar. Or a boar-god. Or just a guy who really likes pigs possibly in a gas mask.]

i'm sorry i took your idol.
i put it back. but i'll do anything else to make up for it!

[Well, maybe not anything.]

cs: LO431Y; text

[lonelynotforsaken]

Hey, hey.
Could you explain what's going on?
I don't know anyone who's been slaughtering people.
But we should definitely stop them if they are.
Where are you?
Are you with the Pacairs?

VL121R | text

[meadqueen]

Traitors? We’ve made no agreements here. Who are you?

[glencolans]

ALL OF YOU
DESECRATORS
YOURE ALL GUILTY

[glencolans]

HOW DARE YOU
TO THINK THAT YOURE BETTER THAN MY KIN
OR WORTHY OF MY TIME
THEY ARE MORE THAN A MATCH FOR YOU

[glencolans]

[There's a slight delay before Levi receives an answer.]

A FINE OFFERING
YOU WILL MAKE AN ACCEPTABLE VASSAL
WHAT MORE CAN YOU CONTRIBUTE TO EKI

[solitarysoul]

[Oh...did he just sign himself up for another army? Well, if it keeps the others safe.]

i don't know. what do you need?

[glencolans]

BLIND IGNORANCE
EKI KNOWS YOU HAVE BEEN KILLING HIS KIN
LEAVING TRAPS FOR THEM
BURNING THEM
EATING THEM
RAZING THE LANDS YOU LEAVE BEHIND
ALL OF YOU ARE COMPLICIT

EKI COMES FOR THE PACAIRS NEXT
AFTER HE WASHES HIS TEETH OF YOU

[lonelynotforsaken]

[...]

Who are your kin?
Oh, god, are you a fish person?
I'm sorry!
I didn't know they were people???

[aluminumandash]

Desecrators of what?

[glencolans]

DOES IT HAVE TO BE SAID NOT TO SLAUGHTER AND FEAST ON THE INNOCENT
THEN LET IT BE SAID
I AM EKI
SPAWN OF OKORK
SIRE OF URERG
KING OF CADAHIRI
YOU ARE PART OF EKIS DOMINION NOW
YOU SHOULD HAVE BOWED TO HIM AS SOON AS YOU ARRIVED

[meadqueen]

Those are your forces who have us surrounded?

How many were killed?

[sharktrash]

OK GOT IT
YOU'RE A COWARD

BET YOU'RE FEELING ALL BIG AND STRONG THREATENING A BUNCH OF KIDS FROM BEHIND OTHER BACKS
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO

[glencolans]

EKIS SPAWN
EKIS LANDS
EKIS MATES
EKIS BIRTHRIGHT
EKI LEVELS THESE CLAIMS AGAINST YOU
YOU WILL PAY FOR THEM IN TIME

[glencolans]

IGNORANT FOOL
EKIS KIN WILL DESTROY YOU
SPEAK FROM THE OTHER END OF A TUSK YOU CRETIN

[glencolans]

YOU ARE HUMAN YES
EKI WILL PUT YOUR STRANGE HUMAN FINGERS TO WORK
THERE IS MUCH TO BE REBUILT

[solitarysoul]

[Wait is this guy typing with hooves, how does that work?]

okay.
where do I go?

[glencolans]

INSOLANCE
THIS ONE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY HURT
LOOK AROUND YOU PEASANT
EKIS KIN HAVE YOU SURROUNDED
LEARN THEIR FACES AND HEAR THEIR CRIES FOR BLOOD

[lonelynotforsaken]

I genuinely don't know what you're talking about Eki.
I'm out in the middle of the jungle and there's nothing out here crying for anything.

[glencolans]

DOZENS
SOME DIRECTLY BY YOUR PEOPLE
MANY MORE IN THE RAZING
STILL MORE BALANCE ON THE EDGE OF DEATH
AND MANY SMALLKIN WILL DIE IF THEY ARE NOT FED

BUT EKI IS A GOOD KING
EKI PROVIDES FOR HIS KIN
EKIS FORCES ARE STILL STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE WHAT IS NEEDED TO SURVIVE

[meadqueen]

You speak of those strange attacks by the crabs. I will answer for crimes committed by our people, but not those committed by this island’s gods. We were injured in this razing as well.

You speak of honour as a king while sending your forces to threaten the place where you know we bring our wounded?

[sharktrash]

SPEAK FROM THE OTHER END OF MY SWORD
uh spear
WHATEVER
LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!!

[ And then, a few hours later; ]

SEND MORE :)

text | KD201D

[obeir]

You're assuming those of us who were abducted here against our will have ANY idea of why we're here, what's going on, or the esoteric laws we're expected to abide by despite having none of this information conveyed to us.

And now you presume you have the right to punish us for transgressions we weren't aware we were committing, and others we may not even be responsible for, because you couldn't be bothered to communicate this clearly with us prior to this.

Let me be clear: You could have prevented harm coming to your people by our hands if you had communicated with us as you are now. You're obviously capable of it. You chose not to until now.

You've failed your people as their leader in that regard. Their blood is on your head.

[ Translation: Fuck you and the pig you rode in on. K has little patience to spare for self-righteous dictators these days, regardless of their species. ]

But it isn't too late to provide us the information we've been lacking that might enable us to more peacefully coexist with you and your people going forward. There is no logical reason to sacrifice even more of them when we could resolve this matter with simple communication.

The choice is yours, EI033N.