I guess.

[ He sounds like he has some doubts about it. It does sound like the person on the other end isn't behind this whole thing, though, so his voice is just a little calmer when he speaks again... still too damn loud, though. ]

Uh, it kinda just looks like Maldives before tourists trashed it? Sand, water, all clean, buncha fish in it. Oh, and a river, I'm heading to it now. Might be clean water.